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toniest/tony 

marked by an aristocratic or high-toned manner or style
Back by popular demand is our excursion into exclusive luxury, a trio
of the northeast's toniest resorts.
toniest/tony by jenn January 17, 2004
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/toks-i-est/ . adjective: the most toxic, the most poisonous.
the toxiest brew is coming!
toxiest by ri-lo April 20, 2018

toniette 

Toniette a beautiful soul inside and out. Loyal to anyone in her circle. Selfless, caring and funny. Highly intelligent and great at putting things together. If you’re given an opportunity her aura is addictive and you’ll want to keep her around forever.
Wow Toniette I am thankful to have met such a pure genuine person like you.
toniette by AshLee8956 November 24, 2021
(n),(pl): Term used for people who are overly spacey, ditzy, or generally flaky. Evolution:
Frosted Flakes->Tony the Tiger->Tonies

singular form: tony
"All our friends totally boned out on us and couldn't come to the movie tonight."
"Dude...the tonies strike again."
tonies by Midnight July 8, 2004

Toniesha 

A beautiful intelligent woman. Who is strong, smart, brave, and all of the above. A goddess, a legend, and queen. You will automatically respect her because of the power she holds. Specially if their a Leo miss ma’am sit down cause the queen has entered the chat. You can’t even compete don’t even try pls like this is a warning. Her revenge will be so iconic everybody will want to be her. And it’s not the expected type of revenge it’s the type of revenge where she comes back unbothered, beautiful, confident and, etc. Just saying she is the queen and just because of her name doesn’t mean she is ratchet so stop stereotyping. ✨PERIODT✨
YESSSSSSSSS TONIESHA IS HERE THE QUEEN EVERYBODY SHUT UP AND JUST ENJOY👑✨
Toniesha by Yessirrr✌️💯 September 19, 2021

world’s tiniest violin 

"Playing the world’s worlds tiniest violin" as many people would call it, is when you rub your pointer finger and thumb together in a steady motion, which basically signals to anyone you do it towards that you expect money from them. Bellboys and luggage carriers often used to do this back in day in hotels when they wanted a tip but didn’t want to be so straight forwards as to ask for it directly although it has been used plenty of other places too.
Me: Hey, do you wanna see Home Alone 2 tonight?
My friend: Again? But we’ve seen it 7 times now!
Me: Yeah, 7 times over 7 years! Come on, it’s basically a tradition at this point when we get here to the cabin! The internet isn’t working right now so why not?
My Friend: Fine, but I still don’t like that bellboy Cedrick, he keeps playing the world’s tiniest violin all the time, it’s annoying!
Me: you do know that he’s not playing a violin, he’s asking for tips, it’s just a funny word we use to describe it.
My friend: Ohh...
world’s tiniest violin by Mikkebak December 16, 2020
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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