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tommy-jo by I’m old Greg July 30, 2020
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Tommy Johnson
A convicted war criminal from 2005 who killed seventeen people with chlorine gas after his wife left him.
Tommy Johnson : "I have something really cool, you guys should come and take a look."
17 People in 2005 : "Oh boy I can't wait to see this"
17 People in 2005 : "Oh boy I can't wait to see this"
Tommy Johnson by Kajus Vaicuis April 22, 2021
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Tommy Jordan
The only man in history to publicly open a can of whoop ass on his child (so to speak) via facebook.
This was performed by shooting up his daughters laptop
This was performed by shooting up his daughters laptop
Tommy Jordan by penis_stompa_69 March 31, 2012
Tommy Joke
Tommy Joke by XxSaltyGxX September 4, 2018
Tommy Joe Ratliff
Young person: "Did you see the AMAs?"
Other young person: "Yeah. Did you see Adam Lambert make out with that dude?"
First young person: "Yeah, his name is Tommy Joe Ratliff. Did you see his fringe?"
Other young person: "Yeah. Did you see Adam Lambert make out with that dude?"
First young person: "Yeah, his name is Tommy Joe Ratliff. Did you see his fringe?"
Tommy Joe Ratliff by thecrackfox December 18, 2009
Tommy Johnson
Tommy Johnson is an absolute unit who pulls all of the baddies that reside in Galway, Ireland he has natural talent in pulling baddies and has often been spotted with Barry fennell scheming
Friend one: oh did you see Tommy Johnson last night
Friend two: yeah bro I saw him rizzing up so many girls with Barry
Friend two: yeah bro I saw him rizzing up so many girls with Barry
Tommy Johnson by El daddio December 11, 2022
tommy john surgery
When a woman over 35 gets breast enhancement surgery. Like an aging pitcher, she's looking to get back the 'mound presence' she had as a younger woman.
When Janette realized she still hadn't yoked a man with the one ring of doom, and the big 3-5 was right around the corner, she booked herself an appointment for Tommy John Surgery.
Demi Moore defies aging by working out like a champ, and still hasn't needed Tommy John Surgery
Demi Moore defies aging by working out like a champ, and still hasn't needed Tommy John Surgery
tommy john surgery by Blabbidy July 9, 2011
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