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Tommy Jordan

The only man in history to publicly open a can of whoop ass on his child (so to speak) via facebook.

This was performed by shooting up his daughters laptop

dude1: My dad just massacred my laptop with his .45

dude2: Your dad Tommy Jordan?

dude1: yeah...

Tommy Jordan by penis_stompa_69 March 31, 2012