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Tommen's Beard
An adjective to describe something of such low effort and low quality, you call it Tommen's Beard.
This is in reference to the TV show the Acolyte, in which the actor who played King Tommen in Game of Thrones plays a Jedi with a horrible looking, glue-on beard.
This is in reference to the TV show the Acolyte, in which the actor who played King Tommen in Game of Thrones plays a Jedi with a horrible looking, glue-on beard.
"That entire show was Tommen's Beard."
"Zoomer hairstyles are all so Tommen's Beard."
"Those truck mods are Tommen's Beard."
"Zoomer hairstyles are all so Tommen's Beard."
"Those truck mods are Tommen's Beard."
Tommen's Beard by Murderous Yorkie June 25, 2024
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TomMonster
1. (N) A mythical creature.
2. (N) Demonic Apparition
3. (Adj) Term used to describe someone of beastly form. The person being described is usually male. He/she is covered in hair, they are usually sporting a "Goatee." There natural habitat is within various work out gyms, however they have been know to live in dark forests or caves. They are nocturnal beasts and are most likely found prowling your neighborhood in search of "prey."
They are extremely dangerous animals, especially to females, who they will leave with "Anal fissures."
If you come into contact with one, stop immediately, they have poor vision and usually rely on smell and sound. If necessary the "fetal position" is the safest way to survive an attack.
4. (N) Another word for "Big foot"
5. (N) Missing Link
6. (N) Rapist
See also: "Uncle Tom"
See also: "T.M.A."
2. (N) Demonic Apparition
3. (Adj) Term used to describe someone of beastly form. The person being described is usually male. He/she is covered in hair, they are usually sporting a "Goatee." There natural habitat is within various work out gyms, however they have been know to live in dark forests or caves. They are nocturnal beasts and are most likely found prowling your neighborhood in search of "prey."
They are extremely dangerous animals, especially to females, who they will leave with "Anal fissures."
If you come into contact with one, stop immediately, they have poor vision and usually rely on smell and sound. If necessary the "fetal position" is the safest way to survive an attack.
4. (N) Another word for "Big foot"
5. (N) Missing Link
6. (N) Rapist
See also: "Uncle Tom"
See also: "T.M.A."
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Girl1: Holy shit did you see that beast staring us down?
Girl2: The hairy goatee mother fucker?
Girl1: Hell ya, his demonic eyes pierced my soul.
Girl2: Damn, what a fucking TomMonster.
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Girl1: That rapist TomMonster dude over there looks like he's about to rape someone.
Girl2: Ya I know, my ass hole just started to hurt.
Girl1: Holy shit did you see that beast staring us down?
Girl2: The hairy goatee mother fucker?
Girl1: Hell ya, his demonic eyes pierced my soul.
Girl2: Damn, what a fucking TomMonster.
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Girl1: That rapist TomMonster dude over there looks like he's about to rape someone.
Girl2: Ya I know, my ass hole just started to hurt.
TomMonster by SeanShizzle September 26, 2009