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When Tommy, a very good physics student, sauces AP Physics worksheets' answers to the proletariat.
Jarif: DUDE DID YOU DO THE WORKSHEET YET??
G-MO: Dude, don't be retarded just do some tommunism.
Tommunism by Krink21029 April 26, 2019
A political philosophy based around the authoritative reign of Tom.
Man, I love hom the Tommunism Regime nuked California
Tommunism by Tomuel Himself February 3, 2021
Tommunism: A political movement where capital is hoarded by the wealthy, and the public is under the authoritative rule of a singular person - Tom himself.
I used to have to go to work like everyone else, but now under Tommunism, I whip my inferiors to do it for me.
Tommunism by Tomuel Himself February 3, 2021

Corpo-Communism 

(abbr: Corporate-Communism)(n):
(A) a revolutionary movement perpetrated by members of the Top-Most Upper-Class (TMUP) to create a uni-class (lower class), moneyless, and stateless social order structured upon debt owed to the TMUC and ownership of the total world GDP by the TMUC members of a world society.
(B) a subversive political movement that is espoused by the Republican Party & the Tea Party.
(C) any political movement with the goal of destroying local free-market Capitalism, in favor of global markets and international corporations which own total world GDP.
(D) a subversive re-distribution scheme in which all value created in an economy is re-distributed to the Top-Most Upper Class.
(E) a subversive economic philosophy in which the Top-Most Upper Classes own all property (both Physical and Intellectual), control all means of production, and all means distribution.
(F) a psychological system in which individuals who have no vested interest in Corpo-Communism continually vote for politicians who support Corpo-Communism; political delusionalsim
(G) a linguistic game in which politicians who support the tenets and goals of Corpo-Communism (ex. George W. Bush; Mitt Romney) use the language of Capitalism, the language of Religion, and the language of "old-timey American values" to fool the American population into voting them into power; a language system that exploits the language of the American Founders to trick Americans.
"As a supporter of Corpo-Communism, I think the rich should control everything, kid, everything!"
Corpo-Communism by Zap Gamma August 5, 2012

sexual communism 

when a community evenly shares the sexual workload between one another.
many college dorms are believed to be hosts to sexual communism.
sexual communism by jblxtra December 6, 2021

communism 

everyone suddenly wants it when you bring a pack of bubblegum to school
joe:brings gum to class
the whole danm class:we need communism
communism by thechas3 December 7, 2020
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