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tommunism

A form of managing that provides concrete yet equitable outcomes regardless of personal feelings, threats, or desires...only made possible by our dear leader, Tom.
I wanted to change my team's schedule since my best player is going to miss the game, but tommunism prevented that.
by Viva la Tommunism April 15, 2019
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Tommunism

When Tommy, a very good physics student, sauces AP Physics worksheets' answers to the proletariat.
Jarif: DUDE DID YOU DO THE WORKSHEET YET??
G-MO: Dude, don't be retarded just do some tommunism.
by Krink21029 April 26, 2019
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Tommunism

A political philosophy based around the authoritative reign of Tom.
Man, I love hom the Tommunism Regime nuked California
by Tomuel Himself February 3, 2021
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Tommunism

Tommunism: A political movement where capital is hoarded by the wealthy, and the public is under the authoritative rule of a singular person - Tom himself.
I used to have to go to work like everyone else, but now under Tommunism, I whip my inferiors to do it for me.
by Tomuel Himself February 3, 2021
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Corpo-Communism

(abbr: Corporate-Communism)(n):
(A) a revolutionary movement perpetrated by members of the Top-Most Upper-Class (TMUP) to create a uni-class (lower class), moneyless, and stateless social order structured upon debt owed to the TMUC and ownership of the total world GDP by the TMUC members of a world society.
(B) a subversive political movement that is espoused by the Republican Party & the Tea Party.
(C) any political movement with the goal of destroying local free-market Capitalism, in favor of global markets and international corporations which own total world GDP.
(D) a subversive re-distribution scheme in which all value created in an economy is re-distributed to the Top-Most Upper Class.
(E) a subversive economic philosophy in which the Top-Most Upper Classes own all property (both Physical and Intellectual), control all means of production, and all means distribution.
(F) a psychological system in which individuals who have no vested interest in Corpo-Communism continually vote for politicians who support Corpo-Communism; political delusionalsim
(G) a linguistic game in which politicians who support the tenets and goals of Corpo-Communism (ex. George W. Bush; Mitt Romney) use the language of Capitalism, the language of Religion, and the language of "old-timey American values" to fool the American population into voting them into power; a language system that exploits the language of the American Founders to trick Americans.
"As a supporter of Corpo-Communism, I think the rich should control everything, kid, everything!"
by Zap Gamma August 5, 2012
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sexual communism

when a community evenly shares the sexual workload between one another.
many college dorms are believed to be hosts to sexual communism.
by jblxtra December 6, 2021
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communism

everyone suddenly wants it when you bring a pack of bubblegum to school
joe:brings gum to class
the whole danm class:we need communism
by thechas3 December 7, 2020
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