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TomCotton 

To have explosive diarrhea in one's pants in public.
Example: "I didn't make it to the toilet in time and I TomCotton'd all over myself."
TomCotton by metalmixtress March 10, 2015
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tomcotton 

A racist individual, usually from the Southern part of the United States. Adjective: tomcottony.

Example: “I never knew the neighbors were such tomcottons!” Not to be confused with “Tomcotton” which is explosive diarrhea.
Look at all the tomcottons in their white robes and pointy hats!”
tomcotton by Elocineisle February 22, 2021

Tomcoonery 

When coons engage in Tomfoolery. Coon in the context refers to a black person who is ignorant to white discrimination and unknowingly suffers with self hatred.
1) Tyrone and Jamal are spotted hollering at some white chicks at the mall and they keep dissing black women while they all have a good laugh.

Janelle: Look at those two negroes over there acting like fools over white pussy.
Tanya: I am sick and tired of those two and their tomcoonery

2) Everything Diamond and Silk do on twitter. 100% tomcoonery.
Tomcoonery by LOLLmFAOJK September 21, 2019

tomcatting

also tomcatted, tomcats

1. To promiscuously pursue a woman or women for purposes of sexual gratification. Used for males.
Ian started tomcatting as soon as he broke up with his girlfriend.
tomcatting by valkyrie November 8, 2004

tomcoonery 

The act of doing something low rent and trifling.
Look at the tomcoonery going on with those spinning neon rims!
tomcoonery by QBi11y January 13, 2011

tom cotton 

To have nuclear explosive diarrhea in one's pants in public.
"I didn't make it to the toilet in time and I Tom Cotton'd all over myself."
tom cotton by metalmixtress March 10, 2015

fat tomcattin'

To be sexually active with heavy-set women; a "chubby-chaser"
fat tomcattin' by Zoomen August 1, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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