tomatoe soup
tomatoe soup by Andrew June 25, 2006
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tomatoe soup
A sexual fetish of cumming on a chicks face, then punching her in the face, making her bleed.. Hence tomatoe soup
Heh.. I was with this chick last nigh, just banging her for the hell of it. Then she pissed me off so I shot it in her eye, then gave her the ol' tomatoe soup treatment...
tomatoe soup by chimmey_chunga January 10, 2005
Hobo Tomato Soup
tomato soup made from stolen McDonalds ketchup packets and boiling KETTLE water. must be eaten directly after preperation.
we were super bored and stuff, so we made some Hobo Tomato Soup , just to see what it would be like.
Hobo Tomato Soup by NikkiDempsey March 19, 2008
Tomato Soup Dance
A dance invented by two teenage boys while watching a girl with Cerebral Palsy carry tomato soup out of a microwave.
How to "Tomato Soup Dance": keep one leg bent to the side while keeping both arms bent like a t-rex. Attempt while walking around. And this is the Tomato Soup Dance!
Tomato Soup Dance by ExperiencedTomatoSouper October 20, 2010
Tomato Soup Syndrome
Joey: “Did you see Nicks face when he got rejected?”
Ryan: Yea, he totally came down with tomato soup syndrome”
Ryan: Yea, he totally came down with tomato soup syndrome”
Tomato Soup Syndrome by Phantom Joss June 27, 2018
tomato soup
tomato soup by bobertdude June 30, 2008
tomato soup
When a girl is on her period and you drink her period blood, then throwup in her pussy and fuck her so it squirts out like hot tomato soup.
tomato soup by mr. guiccy February 28, 2009
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