bobertdude's definitions

grape

the most despised flavor of any candy

every time i buy a bag of skittles, half of the stuff inside is grape flavor......

yuck

by bobertdude February 3, 2008

common cold

what i have right now

wow, the common cold sucks balls

by bobertdude October 8, 2007

Spaniard

if you met my mother you'd think spaniards to be the crassest, meanest people in the world. if you met me you'd think spaniards were the coolest people ever.

one common misconception of people from spain is that they look like mexicans.

"Spaniard" is not pronounced "Spain-yerd".

by bobertdude January 26, 2009

pop fluff

Light, stale and meaningless pop music

"Stars Are Blind"; Paris Hilton's new album is a perfect example of pop fluff.

by bobertdude July 27, 2007

mexploitation

a new breed of media designed to appeal to people of mexican decent. like blaxploitation, except for mexicans.

ie- i thought this term up.

handy mandy, the mexican bob the builder ripoff on disney, is the only example of mexploitation that comes to mind right now

by bobertdude December 29, 2007

ketchup

a bad cook's best friend. made from magical ingredients, it has the ability to make even the most repulsive food at least bearable.

every time i burn pancakes i throw some ketchup on them and people always eat them.

by bobertdude January 26, 2009

ribs

Food composed of 43.2% bone, 56.4% "BBQ" sauce and 0.4% meat.

Is known for being gross, unhealthy, and incredibly messy.

I wouldn't be eating these dumb ribs right now if I had something better to eat.

by bobertdude March 6, 2009