bobertdude's definitions

pedomalodoritis

having smelly feet

at the end of a long hard day of hiking through the rainforest and wading through the amazon i took off my shoes and realized i had a particularly awful case of pedomalodoritis.

by bobertdude May 9, 2011

shake

weed crumbs. some dealers try to sell it by calling it "pre-grinded", but don't fall for that bullshit. buying shake is like buying a bag of dorrito crumbs. wouldn't you prefer regular dorritos?

shake sucks because it's usually dry and flakey. buy healthy nugs.

by bobertdude December 18, 2009

chilling

a cool way of telling someone you sat around doing nothing.

hot girl: where were you saturday?
guy: just home chilling.
hot girl: that's cool
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hot girl: where were you saturday?
guy: i was sitting at home doing nothing.
hot girl: wow, you're a loser.

by bobertdude May 23, 2009

ribs

Food composed of 43.2% bone, 56.4% "BBQ" sauce and 0.4% meat.

Is known for being gross, unhealthy, and incredibly messy.

I wouldn't be eating these dumb ribs right now if I had something better to eat.

by bobertdude March 6, 2009

washington mutual

a bank that lies about free checking.

don't go to washington mutual. they charge you five bucks whenever you cash checks.

by bobertdude March 3, 2009

blizzard

makes games with really bad graphics but awesome gameplay. in other words, they make games people still play years after being released.

warcraft, starcraft, and diablo are blizzard's three major series.

by bobertdude January 26, 2009

ketchup

a bad cook's best friend. made from magical ingredients, it has the ability to make even the most repulsive food at least bearable.

every time i burn pancakes i throw some ketchup on them and people always eat them.

by bobertdude January 26, 2009