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you're the hottest man alive, i said what i said.
hey, who's toloa?

oh just the hottest guy in the world
toloa by toloaswife May 9, 2022
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toploader 

The act of defacating in somebody's washing machine. Similar to an "upper decker" the toploader has the advantage of not only being more inconvenient to the victim, but also much funnier to the person performing, as well as their friends. The toploader is a serious commitment to pranking and should only be used when the victim is a total douche, or it would be really funny to everybody else.
Man, that guy wouldn't let me use his bathroom so I snuck into his laundry room and gave him a toploader!
toploader by Seamour Butz February 10, 2010
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toloa to loaf tolo tolga tola tolan Toland tolgahan Tholoana Tolani
Indonesian word for 'stupid' but also used to describe an enraging situation. Never say it in front of your elders!
A : gimana ngerjainnya, susah banget
B : tolol lu! Gitu aja ga bisa
Tolol by Nakki1_2 September 21, 2018
Tolossa (n) is a name you can give to someone very proud of his/her identity. Tolossa people will not pretend to be someone they are not even if pretending would have been beneficial at the moment. As such they are not good for acting roles.

The origin is a TV evangelist's episode in Ethiopia where the evangelist told a congregation member the latter has a new name now. When the evangelist asked "What's your name now?" the guy responded with his original name "Tolossa" instead of playing along and saying the new anointed name.
Mary: Hey honey I thought Meghan would be starring in your new skit.
John: No. Turns out she is a tolossa. She can not follow a script. She just says whatever she wants to.
tolossa by TMKHH November 9, 2019

TULUM-TOOLATE 

Having no pity for people being caught getting shitfaced on a plane going to Tulum in a weird Fyre Festival/Hunger Games vibe.
- OMG JeNnY hOW Do wE gEt bAcK to CanAdA?!? We'Re bLoCkEd fRoM alL thE AirlInes? BuT thEy DiDN'T eveN fiND thE CoCaiNe And MolLy!!
*cries in influencer*
- it's TULUM-TOOLATE bitch.
*starts GoFundMe*
TULUM-TOOLATE by sylar1 January 6, 2022
Someone who don't give a fuck.
Q: From now your name is Afrash. So what's your name?
A: Tolosa!
Tolosa by ሀያአንድ ሳቬጅ November 9, 2019

tolgahan 

An usually turkish guy who is the purest and most honest of them all. He usually has beautiful eyes and is tall. Tolgahan's are protective and make you feel safe. They are family people. If a Tolgahan gives you his love, you can be the luckiest. They are the most precious people who you should never lose.
"I met this guy and he changed my whole world bc I've never met someone that precious." - "woooow make sure you never lose this guy, he's a Tolgahan."
tolgahan by mojeshawwty31 December 30, 2016
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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