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Toilerbating 

1. Procrasterbating, on the toilet.
2. Masterbating on the toilet.
"Hey man, where's Bailey?"
"He started toilerbating about seven minutes ago, he should be back soon."
Toilerbating by BigJulie March 29, 2010

Shit Toleration Level

The level of shit you're willing to tolerate from a significant other.
Yo, beotch, your man has cheated on you so many times, where is your shit toleration level? Do you have one?

Tolerationship 

The uncomfortable (or even tense) terms upon which two parties co-exist when circumstances, rather than choice, either force them together, prevent them from separating or both.
That's my next-door neighbor. When the power went out after the '04 hurricane we had tolerationship for a few days because I had a barbeque grill and she had a generator.

Telegating 

Driving so close to someone that you can see whats on there dvd player.
"Dustin was hardcore telegating yesterday"

"....those people were watching "Lucky Star"

"!?!"
Telegating by boxr October 15, 2008

telegating 

Driving closely behind a car as to see what they are watching on their car DVD players.
I was telegating the whole drive, but at least I got to see the entire movie.
telegating by Cammie B January 10, 2009

toleration 

The "urban" way of saying we should show tolerance. See conversate.
"Tom knows Bob has trouble with that, he should have more toleration."
toleration by JohnOB1 June 24, 2006
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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