tolemy 

A cute boy who will make your heart shine! They are kind and all out amazing. They love sport and taking care of others. They are popular and usually have themselves a really pretty and kind gf.

Person 1; Woah that dude looks so beautiful

Person 2; I know him, he’s also kind
Person 1; He’s definitely a Tolemy

tolemy by Amazing human 😜✌️ May 26, 2021

toley

A warm hard shit, sometimes containing nuts or sweetcorn. Can be extremely painful to get rid of out the anal opening. Can lead to "ring of fire" syndrome!!

Man shouts to his girlfriend from the lavvie, "I'm huvvin bother wae this toley ... it's no fur comin oot and it's geein me a ring of fire!"

toley by charbrad73 November 24, 2009

toley

Jobby, Poo, Shite etc.............

Am gan fir as toley
I'm aff fur a toley

toley by Theoban August 11, 2004

toley

poo,shite,massive crap!
if you dont get it look in your tiolet when your done

me:im goin for a big steaming toley
person:bring me one too

toley by adam humphreys May 13, 2005

toley puncher

A Scottish term for a homosexual man who enjoys inserting his clenched fist into the anus of another homosexual man. "Toley" is a Scottish term for faeces.

Homosexual man 1: "Are you a toley puncher?"
Homosexual man 2: "I sure am."
Homosexual man 1: "My rectum currently contains a large mass of toley. Would you like to punch it?"
Homosexual man 2: "I sure would. Would you like me to wear a boxing glove?"

toley puncher by giardiaman November 3, 2013

tolomy 

What a cunt

Look at that, look at that tolomy

tolomy by AnarchyOfShadows June 14, 2017

Toley

Money/cash

I got plenty of toley

Toley by Tommion waylee June 14, 2016