A warm hard shit, sometimes containing nuts or sweetcorn. Can be extremely painful to get rid of out the anal opening. Can lead to "ring of fire" syndrome!!
Man shouts to his girlfriend from the lavvie, "I'm huvvin bother wae this toley ... it's no fur comin oot and it's geein me a ring of fire!"
by charbrad73 November 24, 2009
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A Scottish term for a homosexual man who enjoys inserting his clenched fist into the anus of another homosexual man. "Toley" is a Scottish term for faeces.
Homosexual man 1: "Are you a toley puncher?"
Homosexual man 2: "I sure am."
Homosexual man 1: "My rectum currently contains a large mass of toley. Would you like to punch it?"
Homosexual man 2: "I sure would. Would you like me to wear a boxing glove?"
Homosexual man 2: "I sure am."
Homosexual man 1: "My rectum currently contains a large mass of toley. Would you like to punch it?"
Homosexual man 2: "I sure would. Would you like me to wear a boxing glove?"
by giardiaman November 3, 2013
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