A crazy mother fucker. Will rip off your legs and eat them raw. Carries around a machete and has the urge to use it on everyone he meets. Seriously, stay the fuck away from him and save yourself.
Friend 1: Is that Mr. Tohn comming at us with a machete?
Friend 2: Yes! STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM HIM!!!!
Friend 2: Yes! STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM HIM!!!!
by Shevardnaze77879655777 October 14, 2013
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