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A crazy mother fucker. Will rip off your legs and eat them raw. Carries around a machete and has the urge to use it on everyone he meets. Seriously, stay the fuck away from him and save yourself.
Friend 1: Is that Mr. Tohn comming at us with a machete?
Friend 2: Yes! STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM HIM!!!!
tohn by Shevardnaze77879655777 October 14, 2013
She is the most beautiful, loyal girl in the world. If she is your friend stick on to her because she is very trust worthy .
“Oh Tohni that on girl she is so nice “.
tohni by Ahh the panda December 2, 2017
Related Words
tohn • TOHnail • Tohnee • tohni • tohnni • Tõhnin
A follower of TOH. The Head TOHnail is TOH himself.
TOH has many wonderful TOHnails.
TOHnail by TOH September 21, 2003
Terrible voodoo word that isnt nearly as cool or fun as mama juu juu
Person 1: you should use mama juu juu its awesome
Person 2: nah Tõhnin its way better
*Everyone burns person 2*
Tõhnin by succubus666 April 18, 2018
The baddest bitch in town. Get yourself a Tohnee!
There’s no baddest bitch than Tohnee.
Tohnee by 172594629 November 22, 2021
Tohnni is a goddess. Has wild hair and an ability to make anything fun. Has a sparkle in her eyes to see what you’re really thinking.
We are going to have a party, who should we invite? Definitely Tohnni.
tohnni by Wiserwitty124 November 24, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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