Tohnee 

The baddest bitch in town. Get yourself a Tohnee!

There’s no baddest bitch than Tohnee.

Tohnee by 172594629 November 22, 2021

Tonee 

Massive greek cunt who can deadlift 800 kilos and benchpress 4 tons. Lives in the tunnels of the Australian metro train subways. He eats 72,000 calories a day which converts into 20kg of muscle mass from each rep.

Daily meal plan
breakfast - 3kg of steak with a raw turkey and protein shake
Snack - steriod injection
Dinner - 2 buckets of protein powder, 50 kilos of raw chicken

Mike: Woah! look at that man over there, he's benching 4 tons!
Jerry: No shit bro, that's Tonee!

Tonee by Mike810927301023 June 11, 2018

thneedery

Taking an article of clothing and styling it in ways it is not originally intended, i.e. like a thneed from the Lorax film

The way Sarah used her scarf to make a top is such a blatant act of thneedery

thneedery by Meghantron November 28, 2021

thneedville 

A hell hole where everything is made of plastic and there is no air and no trees just plastic ones

Goooooood Morning!
In Thneedville, It's a brand new dawn.
With brand new cars, and houses and lawns.

Here in got-all-that-we-need-ville.
In Thneedville, we manufacture our trees.

Each one is made in factories.
And uses 96 batteries!
In Thneedville, the air is not so clean.
So we buy it fresh.
IT COMES OUT THIS MACHINE!
It's Satisfactions-guaranteed-ville!
In Thneedville, we don't want to know

Where the smog and trash, and chemicals go.
I JUST WENT SWIMMING, AND NOW I GLOW!
In Thneedville we have fun year-round;

We surf and snowboard right in town.
We thank the Lord for all we've got,
Including this brand new parking lot!
PARKING LOT! Paaaarking lot!
Oh, look it's-
Aloysous O'Hare!
(Aloysius O'Hare!)
The man who found a way to sell air.
And became a zillionaire!
Everyone round here works for me.
I sell them something they can get for free.
We live in perfect harmony!
IN THNEEDVILLE!
IN THNEEDVILLE!
(hip hooray, hip hooray, hip hip hooray!)
In Thneedville, we love living this way.
It's like livin' in paradise!
IT'S PERFECT!
And that's how it will stay!
(oh yeah!)
Here in Love-The-Life-We-Lead-Ville,
Destined-To-Succeed-Ville,
We-Are-All-Agreed-Ville!
We're all we need in (*not sure)
Thhhhh-THNEEDVILLE!

thneedville by Colemichael16 February 25, 2017

Tahnee 

One sexy mo-fo of a woman, she's crazy, funny, beautiful, energetic like the energiser bunny, cute, sexy, bubbly, gorgeous, happy, always smiling, jumping and dancing around, singing, laughing and always looking hot. Always friendly and talkative, get on her bad side but & you'll know about it and wish you hadn't.

She's sweet yet harsh, innocent but bad. Only a very select few know the many sides of the real Tahnee.

I wish I was in Tahnee's league... She's so amazing!

Tahnee by annonomonousss September 27, 2011

Toheed 

Toheed is a sexy fucking bastard and would steal anyone's wife within minutes or even seconds!

Toheed has sexy arab features including a sexy six pack and full beard. Girls get wet within minutes of even hearing his name. Toheed is too good for women.

Omg I wish I was sexy like Toheed

Toheed by Xtz_a19 November 22, 2021

Tahnee 

A mad sexy animal of a woman.

Tahnee by dAVE July 3, 2003