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Tohnni is a goddess. Has wild hair and an ability to make anything fun. Has a sparkle in her eyes to see what you’re really thinking.
We are going to have a party, who should we invite? Definitely Tohnni.
tohnni by Wiserwitty124 November 24, 2021
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Tonni is a cool and sexy girl she is sporty hyper and pretty. Who ever meets her will be really lucky. She is a good kisser to
This is so a tonni
tonni by Hhhhhhhhaaaaaaaa November 16, 2016
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She is the most beautiful, loyal girl in the world. If she is your friend stick on to her because she is very trust worthy .
Oh Tohni that on girl she is so nice “.
tohni by Ahh the panda December 2, 2017
Short man, can have a deep voice at times but laughs with a high ass pitched squeak. This man is a tank. Will fuck you up if you mess with him. Although, mean, can be rarely nice. Terrible gamer.
Man 1: HOW DO I PLAY THIS GAME?
Man 2: Haha... You're such a tonnie
Man 1: FUCK YOUU
tonnie by Gemin Judloon May 24, 2014
Travelling in a mechanically propelled vehicle at a steady 100mph
I was tonnin down the motorway back to Dublin.

Usage also: "I was doing the ton all the way up the M50"
Tonnin by RobbieMm May 25, 2007
AN SEXY ABOVE Average get a lot of money she can bag your a nugga she is intelligent bright and has the power to see the future she likes childish shows but she still can bag you nigga she is awesome she like mix people and so. She like to touch ass she has a big ass she's awesome her face is sexy day like shit boom is a mug
Tonnice you are as awesome as people can get.
tonnice by Shondonqusha July 16, 2017

tonnington 

The place where one makes huge sums of money
“He made his fortune in tonnington”
tonnington by Tonnington Smalls December 23, 2018
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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