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guy 1: I love toes
guy 2: dont you mean toez

toez by olipop6969 September 23, 2023

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LUVIN DEM WIGGLIN TOEZ

The gangster way of letting somebody know that you are enjoying their wiggling toes.

"DAMN GiiRL IM LUVIN DEM WIGGLIN TOEZ"
"Why, thank you!"

LUVIN DEM WIGGLIN TOEZ by michelle rapoport January 18, 2009

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toezone • toez • Toezempic • toezy • Chews_toez_ • dazzle toez • goblin toez • nigga toez • twiglet-toez • venom toez

dazzle toez

1. A brand of press-on fake nails for your toes.

2. Refering to something as fabulous or hot.

1. "Look how cute my fake toe nails are! They're Dazzle Toez!!!"

2. "Oh look at that outfit! It's so dazzle toez!"

dazzle toez by ShrinkingWoman August 25, 2006

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nigga toez

black toes, a figure of speech.

Amber: Hey Claire!

Claire: Sup Nigga Toez!?

nigga toez by hicaitlinletsfxc February 8, 2009

twiglet-toez

trash at cod, licks kierons ass

bro you're the twiglet-toez of cod, trash deadass

twiglet-toez by codkidbean May 8, 2018

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venom toez

are those venom toes

holy smokes are those venom toez

venom toez by What are those, VENOM TOES! July 4, 2020

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Chews_toez_

The best tiktoker ever!! Makes such good content and makes me laugh.

Hey, have you heard about chews_toez_?
They are a great tiktoker!

Chews_toez_ by 5osiwkkww May 25, 2021

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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