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Toeter Chart
A chart one uses for making decisions. This chart covers all the (not necesserialy correct) answers known to mankind.
Anon - "Hey, should I take this bottle of JD with me?"
BB - "IDK dude, just whip out your TC (Toeter Chart)"
Anon - "Ah right, cheerio mate"
BB - "IDK dude, just whip out your TC (Toeter Chart)"
Anon - "Ah right, cheerio mate"
Toeter Chart by BronzigeBoris June 26, 2014
Related Words
toeter • Toeter Chart • Toeter tots • tooter • teeter • teeter totter • tooter shooter • teetering • teeterrrr • Teterlynn
Toeter tots
Maria-girl what's wrong with you toes
You- what about em
M-they look like tator tots
Y-...
M-OMFG they look like toeter tots!!!
You- what about em
M-they look like tator tots
Y-...
M-OMFG they look like toeter tots!!!
Toeter tots by •ThatOneQuiteChick• July 11, 2017
teteretetere
Verb of doing a "teteretetere", it's an epic mating move that is required to romanticaly conquer everybody on earth.
First you need to take off your bike's seat and start cycling, then you need to put yourself in the X axis and start spinning like a beyblade, after that you put the seed where it belongs and you are ready to teteretetere
First you need to take off your bike's seat and start cycling, then you need to put yourself in the X axis and start spinning like a beyblade, after that you put the seed where it belongs and you are ready to teteretetere
teteretetere by guzzzi November 17, 2021
Cooter Tooter
Cooter Tooter by jnotosh December 8, 2010
toester strudel
toester strudel by Quacky September 9, 2020
Filthy Teeter
A very dirty vagina. It smells terrible and keeps many guys away unless if they want diseases.... lots of diseases.... crabs.... aids.... ganaria.... super aids
I can't believe Joe slept with her she had a Filthy Teeter he should definitely get checked at the free clinic.
Filthy Teeter by x8MikeHunt69x April 13, 2009
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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