Toesss
Hairy toes and 32 oz steaks are all you need to enjoy life! Another secret to life is bathing in walgreens mac and cheese and having plastic eyebrows.
Toesss by hairytoes112 November 10, 2018
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toessner
That guy is a toessner
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toessner
toessner by notchristiantoessner December 27, 2022
Tossshit
Corruption of "tosser" and "shit", denoting somebody who fulfils the twin abilities of being both a "tosser" (English expression with same meaning as "wanker") and functionally useless (IE "shit").
Has the unique distinction of possibly being the only offensive insult to feature three consecutive s's.
Has the unique distinction of possibly being the only offensive insult to feature three consecutive s's.
Hali toesis
When Tom took off his shoes, his hali toesis filled the air so badly we had to use two bottles of air freshener to clear the air.
Hali toesis by honestlej January 7, 2011
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toeses by arsonist11 September 17, 2021
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