toe eye 

When someone puts their toe in your eye

Aw man me and Ben were having a pillow fight and he gave me toe eye

toe eye by Northerlyduck03 May 10, 2017

Peet-Ah-Toe-Eye

A condition met when one gets so intoxicated from alcohol that the person loses control of the function of their eye and it closes. The other eye just kind of floats around, attatching itself to what ever it focuses on. This condition often occurs during the minor stages of adulthood.

Laura jake was so drunk off of Aftershock and Super Pepppermint Schnapps she got all Peet-Ah-Toe-Eyed and fell through the hole in Timmy's porch! Boy was he mad about his porch. Then he outlawed the use of Aftershock and Peppermint Schnapps at his house.

Peet-Ah-Toe-Eye by Hcaz Sakraf February 23, 2008

Toe eyed cabbage 

A Toe eyed cabbage is what you could call a person who just has the personality and the brain of cabbage, they are very annoying too, when using to insult someone you would say you are a head of a toe eyed cabbage

Zombieman699 is a head of toe eyed cabbage

Toe eyed cabbage by Jequavis Soleimani October 13, 2020

Toe Eyed cabbage 

an ass hole who can't come up with an original insult to save his/her life and eat's unseasoned chicken dipped in vinyl paste

Person 1:"you look like shit today"

Person 2:"listen here you toe eyed cabbage i didn't get put on this damnable planet so you could spew unoriginal insults at me i hope you stub your toe while you look for your snack of unseasoned chicken dipped in vinyl paste

Toe Eyed cabbage by anonymous October 28, 2020

Toe-eyed cabbage

It means an individual who pours milk before the cereal, basically a horrible person.

Ew! That toe-eyed cabbage really just out the milk before the cereal, what in the disappointment?

Toe-eyed cabbage by Skyblazemoon May 7, 2021

Toe-Eyed Cabbage

Cunt, a very annoying (most likely a liberal) individual.

The word can be used as an insult at any time, anywhere

Listen here you Toe-Eyed Cabbage, I wasn’t born into this world so your fatass could shit out low level insults at me. I hope you stub your toe and have to crawl around your bedroom in the dark 3:47 AM in horrific pain after going to the kitchen for a midnight snack of cheese and crackers you absolute gormless minger.

Toe-Eyed Cabbage by CHILLI CUM April 18, 2021