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toe blonde 

A phrase to use when you are just barely asleep and wake up and think you've just come up with the most brilliant temperature degree rating.

Kind of like lukewarm but lukewarm to the point where you stick your toe in it and your toe is comfortable and blonde, I guess.
hot damn it is very toe blonde in here rn like lukewarm but my toe is comfortable and blonde y'know

hot damn it is very toe blond in here rn like lukewarm but cold white paleness y'know
toe blonde by mediocre_noodle April 12, 2024
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TheBlondeJon 

Jon Madrid, born April 6th, 2001 and ranked top #1000 celebrity on Famous Birthdays is best known as TheBlondeJon. Blond Jon is a TikToker mega-influencer and content creator with over 100 million likes and 5 million followers on his verified TheBlondeJon account.

He first rose to fame after uploading comedic videos where he was most known for stopping escalator systems, playing the yellow ranger in TheRangerz viral TikTok dance group and his viral re-creations of The Squid Games, which landed him features in Complex, Daily Mail and many other publications.

TheBlondeJon has collaborated with many celebrities such as King Bach, Jason Derulo, Lizzo, Logan Paul, Corey Funk and more.

He is 1/2 of The Madrid Brothers Duo with his older sibling JetSet (aka Josh King Madrid), a multi-millionaire college dropout and Internet personality.

He is also founder of The Junior Punks NFT and made over $3.6 million in 45 days launching the project with Joey Sendz.
Joey Sendz: Yo bro LOOK! TheBlondeJon just hit 100Million likes on TikTok!

JetSetFly: Damn that’s insane bro, we gotta put that shit on Urban Dictionary. He is goated NOW

Joey Sendz: Facts, He will be so stoked when he finds out he is on Urban Dictionary. He can now say “he made it”.

JetSetFly: Let me hit up my plug Handlez, he’ll handle everything A to Z my guy.

Joey Sendz: BET
TheBlondeJon by CelebrityWikiPages November 5, 2022
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TheBlondeJon 

Jon Madrid, born April 6th, 2001 and ranked top #1000 celebrity on Famous Birthdays is best known as TheBlondeJon. Blond Jon is a TikToker mega-influencer and content creator with over 100 million likes and 5 million followers on his verified TheBlondeJon account.

He first rose to fame after uploading comedic videos where he was most known for stopping escalator systems, playing the yellow ranger in TheRangerz viral TikTok dance group and his viral re-creations of The Squid Games, which landed him features in Complex, Daily Mail and many other publications.

TheBlondeJon has collaborated with many celebrities such as King Bach, Jason Derulo, Lizzo, Logan Paul, Corey Funk and more.

He is 1/2 of The Madrid Brothers Duo with his older sibling JetSet (aka Josh King Madrid), a multi-millionaire college dropout and Internet personality.

He is also founder of The Junior Punks NFT and made over $3.6 million in 45 days launching the project with Joey Sendz.
Joey Sendz: Yo bro LOOK! TheBlondeJon just hit 100Million likes on TikTok!

JetSetFly: Damn that’s insane bro, we gotta put that shit on Urban Dictionary. He is goated NOW

Joey Sendz: Facts, He will be so stoked when he finds out he is on Urban Dictionary. He can now say “he made it”.

JetSetFly: Let me hit up my plug Handlez, he’ll handle everything A to Z my guy.

Joey Sendz: BET
TheBlondeJon by CelebrityWikiPages November 5, 2022

Theblondewho 

Best Instagram @ anyone’s seen in centuries
Yo Sheila . Have you @ theblondewho? Wow

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026