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toe blonde 

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A phrase to use when you are just barely asleep and wake up and think you've just come up with the most brilliant temperature degree rating.

Kind of like lukewarm but lukewarm to the point where you stick your toe in it and your toe is comfortable and blonde, I guess.
hot damn it is very toe blonde in here rn like lukewarm but my toe is comfortable and blonde y'know

hot damn it is very toe blond in here rn like lukewarm but cold white paleness y'know
toe blonde by mediocre_noodle April 12, 2024
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TheBlondeJon 

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Jon Madrid, born April 6th, 2001 and ranked top #1000 celebrity on Famous Birthdays is best known as TheBlondeJon. Blond Jon is a TikToker mega-influencer and content creator with over 100 million likes and 5 million followers on his verified TheBlondeJon account.

He first rose to fame after uploading comedic videos where he was most known for stopping escalator systems, playing the yellow ranger in TheRangerz viral TikTok dance group and his viral re-creations of The Squid Games, which landed him features in Complex, Daily Mail and many other publications.

TheBlondeJon has collaborated with many celebrities such as King Bach, Jason Derulo, Lizzo, Logan Paul, Corey Funk and more.

He is 1/2 of The Madrid Brothers Duo with his older sibling JetSet (aka Josh King Madrid), a multi-millionaire college dropout and Internet personality.

He is also founder of The Junior Punks NFT and made over $3.6 million in 45 days launching the project with Joey Sendz.
Joey Sendz: Yo bro LOOK! TheBlondeJon just hit 100Million likes on TikTok!

JetSetFly: Damn that’s insane bro, we gotta put that shit on Urban Dictionary. He is goated NOW

Joey Sendz: Facts, He will be so stoked when he finds out he is on Urban Dictionary. He can now say “he made it”.

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Joey Sendz: BET
TheBlondeJon by CelebrityWikiPages November 5, 2022
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TheBlondeJon 

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Jon Madrid, born April 6th, 2001 and ranked top #1000 celebrity on Famous Birthdays is best known as TheBlondeJon. Blond Jon is a TikToker mega-influencer and content creator with over 100 million likes and 5 million followers on his verified TheBlondeJon account.

He first rose to fame after uploading comedic videos where he was most known for stopping escalator systems, playing the yellow ranger in TheRangerz viral TikTok dance group and his viral re-creations of The Squid Games, which landed him features in Complex, Daily Mail and many other publications.

TheBlondeJon has collaborated with many celebrities such as King Bach, Jason Derulo, Lizzo, Logan Paul, Corey Funk and more.

He is 1/2 of The Madrid Brothers Duo with his older sibling JetSet (aka Josh King Madrid), a multi-millionaire college dropout and Internet personality.

He is also founder of The Junior Punks NFT and made over $3.6 million in 45 days launching the project with Joey Sendz.
Joey Sendz: Yo bro LOOK! TheBlondeJon just hit 100Million likes on TikTok!

JetSetFly: Damn that’s insane bro, we gotta put that shit on Urban Dictionary. He is goated NOW

Joey Sendz: Facts, He will be so stoked when he finds out he is on Urban Dictionary. He can now say “he made it”.

JetSetFly: Let me hit up my plug Handlez, he’ll handle everything A to Z my guy.

Joey Sendz: BET
TheBlondeJon by CelebrityWikiPages November 5, 2022
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Theblondewho 

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Best Instagram @ anyone’s seen in centuries
“Yo Sheila . Have you @ theblondewho? Wow”
Theblondewho by Urbandictionarygodofgods November 22, 2021
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briefcake 

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A handsome male lawyer.
"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Ratfucker

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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

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An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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