The name says it all.
-He turns water into purple or red drank.
-His beard is better than any you've ever seen
and that includes the beard of Chuck Norris.
-He has an amazing Ban Hammer of Thor.
-He is merciless.
-He turns water into purple or red drank.
-His beard is better than any you've ever seen
and that includes the beard of Chuck Norris.
-He has an amazing Ban Hammer of Thor.
-He is merciless.
by Anonymous0fLegion September 16, 2010
Eg. "Madi Smith is a Blonde Jesus for many reasons. One of which is her thick and long, luscious blonde locks and another is her Jesus-like appearance and personality!"
by pseudondonym November 11, 2011
Wow he like a blond jesus!
by Oliver_garden) April 21, 2022