toddlercon

Toddlercon is like lolicon but even younger, toddlers consist of the age 12-36 months old, toddlers are depicted as something erotic and fap worthy.

Oh my god, im tired of looking at lolis all day, i need younger people to masturbate to......WHATS THIS, TODDLERCON?!?!

toddlercon by Coolman1234590 August 22, 2018

Toddlercan 

1.) Potty-training tool used as a practice 'can' used while teaching a toddler not to defecate on themselves.

2.) An educational tool used in preschools.

1.) "Yes, Johnny, that's a great use of the toddlercan. Now go clean up."

2.) "Yes, Johnny, that's a great use of your toddlercan. Now go clean up.

Toddlercan by ScrabblerAnon February 6, 2010

Toddlerkon 

A form of lolicon which involves illustrations of children (mostly females) under the age of 6 is provacative or sexual situations.

Drawn Child Like Pornography involving toddlers.

Toddlerkon by VC March 1, 2005

Toddlerman

Typically 19 years and up, doesn't drive, work, or go to school with no intentions of ever doing so.

usually a mega toker... tends to have angry controlling girlfriends that are more like a mother than a girlfriend (mom-friend)

guy: you still with that one guy
girl: nah, i dumped that toddlerman two weeks ago
guy: about time..

Toddlerman by Lukamonsta/i.v26 January 18, 2010

Toddlering 

Treat someone like a child to piss them off

Person A Oh look at you, aren't you just a lil' angry nugget? You're so cute when you're angwy! :3
Person B(aby): Stop fucking toddlering me, jfc.

Toddlering by PerYngveOhlin February 19, 2021

toddlerbomb 

the rag used to wipe up after sex.

after a passionate night of sex we found a toddlerbomb the next morning laying in the floor.

Dont throw that toddlerbomb at me!

Toddlerbombs dont explode, they're just messy!

toddlerbomb by Irhscutie04 November 17, 2009

Toddlerance 

Having the alcohol tolerance of a toddler.

Meredith showed her toddlerance when she got drunk off of three sips of a beer.

Toddlerance by Dmbgirl75 January 24, 2019