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A small child; can be applied from ages 0-8.
Wow, that little kid was such a toddlebag.
toddlebag by scag January 25, 2005
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toddlebrity 

A Toddlebrity is a toddler or child star with over 50,000 social media followers on twitter, facebook or instagram. Also known as a celebrity toddler.
That Lennon River with his 300,000+ twitter followers is too busy being a toddlebrity to follow us back.
toddlebrity by Tiffani Thiessen February 21, 2018

Toddlerance 

Having the alcohol tolerance of a toddler.
Meredith showed her toddlerance when she got drunk off of three sips of a beer.
Toddlerance by Dmbgirl75 January 24, 2019

Toddlewash 

Sexual attraction to watching bathing children
That guy isn’t just a paedo he like to toddlewash
Toddlewash by Smonk February 10, 2020
dude, that guys hat is totally toddlag, i want to kick it ssooo bad
toddlag by sarah poulgrain June 12, 2008

toddleby 

A child who is quickly burgeoning from baby to toddler; Of or pertaining to a toddler/baby
My toddleby keeps pulling the keys out of my purse and throwing them onto the ground.
toddleby by Alternative Housewife August 14, 2011

toodlebug 

Dang daddy my toodlebug is about to fall off!
toodlebug by Qoudb April 16, 2022
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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