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Toastarianism 

Toastarianism is the religion based on the person and teachings of the Holy Toaster, or its beliefs and practices.

The Holy Book
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The Book of Toast
1:1 Always have at least 2 pieces of toast on you at all times.
1:2 If a dolphin wants to have sex with you, you can not deny.
1:3 On Thursday you must meet up with another Toastarian if you can and say the Toastarian solute 5 1/3 times in unison.
1:4 You have to be a member of a band or orchestra.
1:5 Trumpet players are not allowed to be priests
1:6 A traditional Toastarian Trio consists of a Trombone, Euphonium, and Baritone Saxophone.
1:7 All Toastarian folk music shall be arranged in a Toastarian Trio.
1:8 All Toastarian Trios shall be published on flat.io.
1:9 Trumpets have no rights and can be violated at any given moment.
1:10 No man can possess more than 3 toasters.
1:11 Every chapter must contain at least 3 members.
The Holy Toaster with wings is the symbol of Toastarianism.
Toastarianism by Blakeeeeeeeeeee November 11, 2019
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A title given to one person every 100 years, this title is given to someone who remains dedicated and determined in their pursuits. They are not discouraged by the lack of appreciation or recognition from others, and instead use it as motivation to push themselves even harder. A toestar knows their own worth and value, and refuses to let the opinions or perceptions of others define them. They are confident in their abilities and always strive to improve and grow.

In addition to their exceptional talent and drive, a toestar is also known for their humility and graciousness. They do not let their success go to their head, and instead use it as an opportunity to inspire and help others. They are always willing to lend a helping hand and share their knowledge and expertise with those in need. A toestar truly embodies the spirit of excellence and is an invaluable asset to any team or community.
It's Toestar.

It's gotta be Toestar.

Man I love Toestar

Toestars the best!
toestar by toestar December 23, 2022

Toastaroastin 

For something to be good. A term used to start up conversation. Something people shout out to get attention. A feeling or emotion.
Hey! That catch was toastaroastin.
Boy: TOASTAROASTIN!
Girl: What?
Boy: Hi whats your name?
Jim: Hey dude how are you?
Bob: Pretty toastaroastin, you?
Toastaroastin by Connor1414 January 28, 2009

toastaroastin 

fly, sweet, ballin, studdin
a term used to describe something
Damn that shot was toastaroastin.
toastaroastin by Connorpk March 25, 2009
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