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Toastarianism 

Toastarianism is the religion based on the person and teachings of the Holy Toaster, or its beliefs and practices.

The Holy Book
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The Book of Toast
1:1 Always have at least 2 pieces of toast on you at all times.
1:2 If a dolphin wants to have sex with you, you can not deny.
1:3 On Thursday you must meet up with another Toastarian if you can and say the Toastarian solute 5 1/3 times in unison.
1:4 You have to be a member of a band or orchestra.
1:5 Trumpet players are not allowed to be priests
1:6 A traditional Toastarian Trio consists of a Trombone, Euphonium, and Baritone Saxophone.
1:7 All Toastarian folk music shall be arranged in a Toastarian Trio.
1:8 All Toastarian Trios shall be published on flat.io.
1:9 Trumpets have no rights and can be violated at any given moment.
1:10 No man can possess more than 3 toasters.
1:11 Every chapter must contain at least 3 members.
The Holy Toaster with wings is the symbol of Toastarianism.
Toastarianism by Blakeeeeeeeeeee November 11, 2019
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Toastaroastin 

For something to be good. A term used to start up conversation. Something people shout out to get attention. A feeling or emotion.
Hey! That catch was toastaroastin.
Boy: TOASTAROASTIN!
Girl: What?
Boy: Hi whats your name?
Jim: Hey dude how are you?
Bob: Pretty toastaroastin, you?
Toastaroastin by Connor1414 January 28, 2009