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A strong disliking towards Tobiah
It is so sad my father is Tobist! My best friends name is Tobiah!
Tobist by anonymous January 3, 2025
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When the weather is or a person is feeling moist and toasty.
1. Wow! It's hot out today! I'm feeling really toisty!
2. Person 1: It's super hot and humid today.
Person 2: Yeah it's pretty toisty.
toisty by Paigeb48616 June 24, 2017
The condensation underneath a freshly toasted piece of bread.
Aw man, Amanda. Stop leaving toistem all over the cutting board in the morning!
Toistem by Wordsmith McD September 12, 2016
The name of a cult dedicated to the king of moosh, pledging to always stay flacid in an attempt to honor their messiahs mooshing ability.
"Hey bro, do you subscribe to tobism?"

"Oh hell yeah bro, I haven't had an erection in years."
Tobism by Chababi May 25, 2019

Toist the Moist 

When you're tired of saying drink water, so you make it intresting by saying Toist the Moist. Saying drink water is old over used and plain out boring but Toist the moist is New, fun, and intresting.
I need to go Toist the Moist
Toist the Moist by Phillip Fox November 10, 2021

Tobislovebot 

This mfer is so weird but her content is good so its cool
Person A: Are you mutuals with Tobislovebot?
Person B: yes 🥺
Person A: #twinning 🥺🥺🥺
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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