Tobism

The name of a cult dedicated to the king of moosh, pledging to always stay flacid in an attempt to honor their messiahs mooshing ability.

"Hey bro, do you subscribe to tobism?"

"Oh hell yeah bro, I haven't had an erection in years."

Tobism by Chababi May 25, 2019

tobiominaj 

tobiominaj is an ultra famous tiktoker known for their drawing of a dog in various haikyuu character forms. they are also the leader of the “minaj movement” which features various accounts with the dogs with a specific haikyuu character as their profile picture.

omg tobiominaj’s art is so good i love them so much! 😍😍

tobiominaj by tendominaj May 30, 2021

Toxism 

A religion where it is believed that Toxicity (User) is to be the ultimate god.

"I'm a Toxist!"
"What's a Toxist?"
"I believe in Toxism!"
"WHAT'S TOXISM?"

Toxism by iiToxicAcid September 5, 2020

Tobiominaj 

Honestly one of the funniest people I've seen.

Omg I just saw Tobiominaj's 'balls tobio' video. I almost died laughing.

Tobiominaj by Fukunagaswaterbucket May 19, 2021

tobiominaj 

made the horrible dog video...

tobiominaj’s video was on my fyp...

tobiominaj by tobiominajhatepage May 7, 2021

TTBism 

In the world of teh Internets discussion, the casual yet highly calculated and strategic reference to having an earned income that puts one into the top federal income tax bracket (i.e., Top Tax Bracket-ism). Special note should be given when one's income is not material to the discussion at hand.

TTBism is an artifact of ever-sophisticated narcissistic ego-assuaging Internetry plainly evidenced by the fact 65.5% of Internet users claim TTBism yet fact shows that TTBism is 99.8th percentile income (i.e., 0.2% of the all wage earners in the US earn enough to be in the top tax bracket; currently 35% and $379k/year).

Jack: Man, I'm sick and tired of paying more than a 1/3 of my income in federal income taxes!

Jill: Uh, huh. Nice TTBism you tool. We're talking lawn furniture here!

TTBism by SAL_9000 July 15, 2011

Totism 

The worship of potatoes, more specifically, the tater tot.

"What religion are you?" I believe in Totism. You know, worship the mighty potato?"

Totism by PotatoWorshiper February 22, 2011