A verbal reflection of having just cut a loud, crisp, healthyfart.
As Dingdong and Sammy the Scab walked down Main St., Dingdong was heard to emit a loud crack from his anus. Dingdong was quoted as saying: 'Ahhhh, just toasting the pope....!'
Used in the same way as 'tooting your own horn', except in this instance it doesn't make you look good. Tooting your own vuvuzela results in making yourself look annoying.
1. She tried to toot her own horn about how much she reads, but ended up tooting her own vuvuzela when she revealed she was reading Twilight!
2. Don't be caught tooting your own vuvuzela lest you appear douche-y
To engage in any form of sexual deviancy solely for the gratification produced by its level of perversion
Friend 1: Did Mike tell you about how Laura forcefully ate his ass after Taco Bell last night?
Friend 2: Oof! I knew that girl was into toading!
Friend 1: Lmao facts
Sneaking off to a private location with a significant other to rub each other off. It is a great code word.
BF : I'm in the mood for some french toasting!
GF : You know, I am too! Let's go!
Mom : Go and get some then!
BF & GF : We will be back in a little bit!