toastoes

When you talk about something cringe.

Oh man, can you shut up you are doing a "toastoes¨

by cartwo July 9, 2021

Toastless Hell

Featured on an Episode of the Dog Whisperer-
A border Collie named Sandra, suffers a great fear of toasters. Her owners call the famous Cesar Milan to help their border collie, because they miss having toast, bagels, and frozen waffles in the morning.

A toastless hell in an uncomfortable and carb-less place to be. IF your dog or cat or any other domestic pet such as a child or a husband suffers a phobia of toasters either get rid of said pet and save the two grand spent on Cesar for a really nice toaster, or a more complicated choice, move said toaster to another room. The choice is yours.

Dude- " God Im so hungry"
Dude #2- "Dude why didnt you eat breakfast?"
Dude- " I wish, My border collie is afraid of toasters and thats all we had this morning"
Dude #2- "That sucks."
Dude- "Welcome to my Toastless Hell"

by A faithful Fan September 27, 2009

mostest with the toastest

A phrase used to mock oneself, or to express sarcasm in a situation that is normally serious.

Man #1: "I am SO hungry!

Man #2: "No way! I'm the mostest with the toastest!"

Man#1: "Hah! by his use of sarcasm, I can tell that in reality, I am hungrier!"

by Mr. Squrimy June 18, 2009

post toasties

Feeling of warmth or high temperature after taking certain sedatives (sleep drugs)

Guy1: (after waking up from a dose of propofal) oh man, I was out like a light
Guy2: do you have the post toasties?

by Box-in-the-jack January 17, 2018

Post toasties

Eating toasted sandwiches after sex.

*post coitus*
Jerry: Hey babe, you want some post toasties?
Stacy: I'll get the bread.

by Popcorn_Ceiling69 October 8, 2021

toasties

The remains of ground herbal marijuana after most of its THC content has been inhaled through a vaporizer (as opposed to smoking, which produces ash).

Damn, that was some killer weed I just vaporized. I think I'll make some brownies with the toasties, that'll knock me out!

by wangking June 18, 2010

toastness

The state of being toast.

He returned from his state of toastness, and is now back to his regular life.

by Goast February 27, 2003