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Toaster Strudel

n. (tō′stər - stro̅o̅d′l) a. The sexual act of making a design with your semen on your partner (usually while ejaculating), much like you would make a design with the icing on a Toaster Strudel.
Tim: Hey John, did you go home with that slutty waitress last night?

John: Yeah, I gave that bitch a Toaster Strudel.
Toaster Strudel by YDM May 26, 2014

Toaster Strudel

The most dank-ass pastry one can buy from a supermarket. Fried dough on the outside and delicious jam sauce in the inside. The better version of poptart.
What's that chronic pastry you got?
Its a toaster strudel brah
Toaster Strudel by isjfoidsj1290e October 4, 2013

Toaster Strudel

To "Toaster Strudel" is to ejaculate on your partners chest or back in a wavy pattern which mirrors a toaster strudel.
Hey Naomi, Do you want to make a toaster strudel?

Toaster Strudel

Mom: Hey kids, I bought Toaster Strudel.
Kids: Yes!!!
Toaster Strudel by bangkoktocalgary September 11, 2009

Toaster Strudel

n
A delicious pastry, far superior in manufacture to the Pop Tart.
I would like to eat that Toaster Strudel, please.

toaster strudle 

When you doing a girl missionary and right before climax you pull out and, in zig-zag motion, spread your semen on her chest and/or face.
Dude, I was having sex with this chic last night and I totally gave her a toaster strudle
toaster strudle by The Great Noah February 5, 2009
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