v
1. Microwaving an already
toastered pastry, such as a
Toaster Strudel or
Pop Tart.
n
1. Someone who has had sex so many times, they have transcended "
tart".
2. Any object that has been retarted.
My toaster sucks, Imma have to retart this biYATCH.
Your mom is such a retart.
I'm gonna eat this retart, and like it too!