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toast on by anna apple October 12, 2003
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toast on the water
When a friend has run out of luck with a job, relationship or just life in general, they are floating along like toast on the water. Their situation, the toast, is now becoming soggy and tearing apart by the waves. Now they are waiting to sink to the bottom and become fish bait. Their only hope is to be picked up by a sea gull to have the misery swiftly ended.
He is toast on the water after losing his job.
She is toast on the water now that he won't pay the credit card bill.
If our team can't score, this game is toast on the water.
She is toast on the water now that he won't pay the credit card bill.
If our team can't score, this game is toast on the water.
toast on the water by MountainAggie August 29, 2014
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afterbirth on toast by Woodnone September 1, 2009
Having yourself on toast
The person loves themselves that much, they are so up themselves that if they had a round of toast they would definitely spread themselves on it. They are loving themselves sick.
'look at her over there, she is definitely having herself on toast'
'you're having yourself on toast ain't ya'
'you're having yourself on toast ain't ya'
Having yourself on toast by Dr Toast August 10, 2012
scrambled beg on toast
scrambled beg on toast by MitchellR457 June 18, 2017
Schlong on toast
A very common breakfast in France and East Hollywood. Usually contains a fairly large penis with a side of toast.
Schlong on toast by Rabbi Jüdisch September 26, 2006
on toast
on toast by Robert Murnick December 14, 2008
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