TO_Old 

A stupid retard furry faggot that nobody likes

Fuck TO_Old

TO_Old by Commie_Keaton January 22, 2019

Welcome to old country buffet 

when you go to the old country buffet in a large group and your waiter says "Welcome to old country buffet" really slowly.

"Dude, remember welcome to old country buffet. and wait 15 seconds for the ice cream machine, or the fat mechanic."

Welcome to old country buffet by #1jolly roger May 11, 2009

Old enough to crap old enough to tap 

A funny saying, should only be said at the right time..

oh yea top this, Old enough to crap old enough to tap

Old enough to crap old enough to tap by diggitty March 23, 2011

old enough to shit old enough to hit

just a funny saying. only to be used at th.e right time.

how bout, old enough to shit old enough to hit

old enough to shit old enough to hit by Diggitty March 23, 2011

To the old lady 

When you cheers with another member and say "to the old lady" both members are required to finish their drink

Prerson 1: "This keystone light is delicious!" *cheers* "to the old lady"
Person 2: *cheers* (internally "shit")
both members finish their beverages

To the old lady by Lawn chair January 7, 2017

TOTF (Too Old To Fuck) 

Someone deemed too old to have fun, and, or relations with of a sexual manner.

Billy: Oh man, check her ass out.
Fred: Dude, come on, she is clearly TOTF (Too Old To Fuck). Why don't you try finding one a decade younger.

TOTF (Too Old To Fuck) by bigsoprano November 29, 2009

Saying goodbye to some old friends 

To visit the toilet in order to defecate. To have a poo. To drop the kids off at the pool.

"Sorry I couldn't come to the phone. I was saying goodbye to some old friends."

Saying goodbye to some old friends by Simon D Cox November 19, 2007