to glard 

the act of making one's funds glarded

A certificate of inoppolity is required when transferring glarded funds to a tax cloded account

When transferring glarded funds to an account in a tax clode, one cannot even set up an acesiation for any fund transfer fees before receiving the inoppolity certificate; if one were to commence deplation of any fees gationously, one could find himself jectured by the national office of spentics

Unglarded funds can result in serious inoppolity when transferring to cloded expostrons. So, one might need to obtain a gartgadgment certificate if transferring unglarded funds to cloded expostrons

I would like to glard my funds.

to glard by T.W.B March 20, 2021

so glad to eat you 

A polite way to thank someone after oral sex.

Ben Dover told Wonda Wonderpig "I'm so glad to eat you!"

Ben Dover told Wonda Wonderpig "I'm so glad to eat you!"

so glad to eat you by I, Wreckerrr February 22, 2017

glad to do business on you 

term used by bulby from queen of the stone age. Twist on commonly used "glad to do business with you." Switching "with" to "on" implies different meaning that may be mildly amusing to teenagers.

When used in a simple transaction:

Dealer: Here is your meth.

Customer: Okay, glad to do business on you.

glad to do business on you by zippojoker August 25, 2009

Glad to meet you! 

Glad to meet you!

Glad to meet you!

Glad to meet you! by anonymous March 30, 2022

Retiring to the garden 

Something a middle class English woman will say when about to go to the garden to smoke a cigarette.

M: Jimmy, darling, I'm retiring to the garden for a moment. Will you be joining me?

J: That would be marvelous, mother! Shall I put the kettle on?

Retiring to the garden by Flokiko August 4, 2020

Why was the pimp afraid to water his garden? 

Because he didn't trust his hose. -Shabbazz Spencer

I know this isn't a word or definition but I didn't know where to post it and I wanted to give the credit where it's due

Why was the pimp afraid to water his garden? Because he didn't trust his hose.

Why was the pimp afraid to water his garden? by Panties wet AF June 13, 2022