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to glard 

the act of making one's funds glarded

A certificate of inoppolity is required when transferring glarded funds to a tax cloded account

When transferring glarded funds to an account in a tax clode, one cannot even set up an acesiation for any fund transfer fees before receiving the inoppolity certificate; if one were to commence deplation of any fees gationously, one could find himself jectured by the national office of spentics

Unglarded funds can result in serious inoppolity when transferring to cloded expostrons. So, one might need to obtain a gartgadgment certificate if transferring unglarded funds to cloded expostrons
to glard by T.W.B March 20, 2021
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so glad to eat you 

A polite way to thank someone after oral sex.

Ben Dover told Wonda Wonderpig "I'm so glad to eat you!"
Ben Dover told Wonda Wonderpig "I'm so glad to eat you!"
so glad to eat you by I, Wreckerrr February 22, 2017

glad to do business on you 

term used by bulby from queen of the stone age. Twist on commonly used "glad to do business with you." Switching "with" to "on" implies different meaning that may be mildly amusing to teenagers.
When used in a simple transaction:

Dealer: Here is your meth.

Customer: Okay, glad to do business on you.

Glad to meet you! 

Glad to meet you! by anonymous March 30, 2022

Retiring to the garden 

Something a middle class English woman will say when about to go to the garden to smoke a cigarette.
M: Jimmy, darling, I'm retiring to the garden for a moment. Will you be joining me?

J: That would be marvelous, mother! Shall I put the kettle on?

Why was the pimp afraid to water his garden? 

Because he didn't trust his hose. -Shabbazz Spencer

I know this isn't a word or definition but I didn't know where to post it and I wanted to give the credit where it's due
Why was the pimp afraid to water his garden? Because he didn't trust his hose.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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