to’er

Southern version of sayin’ “to her”

George strait : “Nice truck you got there Zach.”
Zach Bryan: “Thanks Strait, just gotta add a lift to’er soon, and she’ll be all fixed up.”

to’er by Somecountrychick July 15, 2022

Hostile uber driver refuses to take me to ER!

A viral video recorded by a cunt who called an uber just to fuck with the driver the whole ride. She cancelled her ride last second so she wouldn't have to pay, and then pretended that she wasn't at her destination with the aim of provoking the driver into hurting her so she could sue for quick money. Luckily her plan didn't work.

Girl: Hostile uber driver refuses to take me to ER! WhErE aM I???2?

200k+ dislikers: yeah no bullshit

Hostile uber driver refuses to take me to ER! by bruhthisismyhandle August 18, 2021

on’to’er

New Brunswick, Canada Slang
On to her, hits the bottle hard, drinks a lot of alcohol (usually beer).

I came right on’to’er last night.

on’to’er by CYNSIN December 9, 2008

Tuck'er to bed 

Tucking your dream or idea away for good

The dreams over tuck'er to bed

Tuck'er to bed by aswbduevhwc;uggggggggggggggggg October 21, 2020

Five-to-two-er

Five Minutes Uglier than a ten-to-twoer. something with a fanny like a badly packed kebab, and would only be shagged by a man after several pints of dizzyade.

howay lass, fancy a shag, cos im pissed and youre a five-to-twoer.

Five-to-two-er by Schmee June 25, 2004

Five-to-two-er

A woman so utterly repulsive that five minutes to closing time, wearing your strongest beer-goggles, is the only time you would be forced to approach her.

Mate, getting on for closing time.
Yeah. Just gonna look round for a five-to-two-er, just in case.

Five-to-two-er by Ben December 7, 2003

To erik one's bedross

To shit one's pants

To erik one's bedross: "I watched a scary movie last night. Almost erik'd my bedross."

To erik one's bedross by Tinytrip May 29, 2010