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Hostile uber driver refuses to take me to ER!

A viral video recorded by a cunt who called an uber just to fuck with the driver the whole ride. She cancelled her ride last second so she wouldn't have to pay, and then pretended that she wasn't at her destination with the aim of provoking the driver into hurting her so she could sue for quick money. Luckily her plan didn't work.
Girl: Hostile uber driver refuses to take me to ER! WhErE aM I???2?

200k+ dislikers: yeah no bullshit

on’to’er

New Brunswick, Canada Slang
On to her, hits the bottle hard, drinks a lot of alcohol (usually beer).
on’to’er by CYNSIN December 9, 2008

Tuck'er to bed 

Tucking your dream or idea away for good
The dreams over tuck'er to bed

Five-to-two-er

Five Minutes Uglier than a ten-to-twoer. something with a fanny like a badly packed kebab, and would only be shagged by a man after several pints of dizzyade.
howay lass, fancy a shag, cos im pissed and youre a five-to-twoer.
Five-to-two-er by Schmee June 25, 2004

Five-to-two-er

A woman so utterly repulsive that five minutes to closing time, wearing your strongest beer-goggles, is the only time you would be forced to approach her.
Mate, getting on for closing time.
Yeah. Just gonna look round for a five-to-two-er, just in case.
Five-to-two-er by Ben December 7, 2003

To erik one's bedross

To erik one's bedross: "I watched a scary movie last night. Almost erik'd my bedross."