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To wank aggressively in a squatting position atop a female companion in a horizontal position
To chair (verb) Joe Byrne chaired Sarah's cousin and is now being done for public masturbation
by John McGuinness November 17, 2013
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Chair to keyboard interface error

1. Cryptic means of telling a person they don't know how to use their computer.

2. Computer problems caused by not knowing basic computer functions.
Calling Tech Support over an obvious computer solution such as an unplugged monitor not turning on.

"That's a simple Chair to keyboard interface error, sir. Just plug that mouse in and you're golden."
by Insubious December 9, 2008
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Chair-To-Keyboard Interface

Useful abbreviation as CTKI, or occasionally CKI (Chair-Keyboard Interface).

CTKI is the tech-tarded USER that TECHS spend so much company time dealing with that could be better spent on more important network issues.
USER: "My login doesn't work. Is the network down or something?"

TECH: "No, networks fine. Is your Caps Lock on?"

USER: "Oh my gosh, it IS, tee-hee! Sorry for calling you from your lunch break as an emergency."

(Boss comes in): "So USER tells me there's network problems and they can't log in! What's going on with the system?"

TECH: "Problem solved. But I think it would be in your best interest to replace the CTKI."

(CTKI=Chair-To-Keyboard Interface,)
by Doc Pyrata May 3, 2008
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how to pick up a blue chair off the ground

A video by alantutorial which is incredibly helpful,go and try its simple and useful!
Dude 1: How to pick up a blue chair off the ground?
Dude 2: Go watch alantutorial.
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Night Boat To Cairo

Yo, I've been steady tappin' Sharice for two years now and she still want let me take the night boat to Cairo!
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to get chaired

To use a singular leg of a chair as a dick to get railed by. Depending on the size of the leg, it may appear to others in your stomach area
To get chaired tutorial!!

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