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i've been to the vet 

I've had a vasectomy. I can't have any more children. (Males)
Do you want anymore kids? "No I've been to the vet"

I've come to make an annoucement 

Dr Eggman makes an annoucement
"I've come to make an annoucement, Shadow The Hedgehog is a-"

If you’re feeling suicidal you’ve come to the right place

A phrase from filthy frank, on the Filthy Frank Show
“Welcome to the filthy Frank show, if you’re feeling suicidal you’ve come to the right place” “Fuck you”

you've got to be shittting me 

a different and more extreme way of saying "you've got to be kidding me!"
You're dumping me? You've got to be shitting me!!

you've got to be kidding me 

It can't be true. New Jersey
Used when someone is really surprised at something. For instance, when the bartender explains that they ran out of beer on tap on St. Patrick's Day, the response would be, "You've got to be kidding me!!"

you've got to be shitting me

A different way to say "you've got to be kidding me." Or "you're pulling my leg."

A phrase of disbelief.

Usually used in a playful manner.
Example 1: (playful)

Man: I have a double rainbow shirt.
Woman: You've got to be shitting me!
Man: Nah! Totally got one!
Woman: No fucking way.
Man: Way.

Example 2: (serious)

Man 1: I was waiting around to be picked up for three damn hours.
Man 2: Dude... you've got to be shitting me.
Man 1: Fuckin serious, man.