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tmitm by Doglova November 20, 2016
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TwitMyFace 

The ultimate social networking site. One stop shop for Myspace and Facebook whores. And twits.

Used as a proper noun or a verb.
"I'm going to Starbucks."

"TwitMyFace me when you get home?"

"You wish Facebook whore!"
TwitMyFace by MasalaBallz March 5, 2009
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titmatized 

The stunned, speechless state experienced by guys when suddenly confronted by a nice set of knockers in a tight shirt.
Tom: "I saw that hot babe in the t-shirt walk up and talk to you. Did you get her number?"

Jerry: "Naw, I was titmatized."
titmatized by Banquo_Lives October 10, 2008
A male who is partial to busty women, particularly their big breasts. He enjoys female breasts so much so that he would often rather titfuck a woman as opposed to actual intercourse.

Other variations of the term include tit man, breastman, breast man, boobman, boob man, etc.
It's every titman's dream to receive a double titjob from two busty girls...
titman by bustygirl September 7, 2011

Titmaster 

one who indulges himself in the art and science of tits. This can range from everyday observation of breasts to the occasion of playing with a big-titty-ass-bitch.

Sometimes followed by numbers in order to show a level of Titmastery.
Eddie is a serious Titmaster, he's scoping them out all the time.

Brian is a Titmaster 4000, while Erik is but a measly Titmaster 300
Titmaster by Sexmonster(s) September 26, 2010
When you've exceed the allotted number of tweets and retweets for a set time frame and Twitter won't allow you to post tweets for several hours.
"I just spent the past two hours in Twitmo, if it weren't for DM visits I would have gone stir crazy!"
Twitmo by TMS Fan Momma Bear October 16, 2012

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That means you are mad and you are pressing keys, pushing alt codes, pressing numbers
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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