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twitoric 

a writing style one adopts on Twitter, in order not to exceed the allotted 140 characters
I can read half a page of regular text quicker than one line of cryptic twitoric.
twitoric by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 14, 2011
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TwitMyFace 

The ultimate social networking site. One stop shop for Myspace and Facebook whores. And twits.

Used as a proper noun or a verb.
"I'm going to Starbucks."

"TwitMyFace me when you get home?"

"You wish Facebook whore!"
TwitMyFace by MasalaBallz March 5, 2009
An idiot who sees Twitter as a Presidential form of communication by tweeting incendiary and inappropriate comments at all hours of the night. See: Donald Trump
Someone please take his phone away, that Twitiot is going to get us all killed.
Twitiot by Donnie Drumpf December 17, 2016

Twatmouth 

Someone whose words are just as useless as the sounds that emanate from a twat.

Someone who has a twat where their mouth should be
Dude, you're such a twatmouth. You frickin talk all day long.
Twatmouth by Charlieboy69 May 7, 2009

twittocracy 

A society governed solely by the aggregated opinions of the majority via the internet using social media.
"Your Freedom" the new political social media service from the UK government is a step towards a twittocracy.
twittocracy by MikeSynonymous July 7, 2010

twatmouse 

A Term used to describe a tan line, with an outstanding definition between tan and unexposed skin.
Thats some serious twatmouse you've got there pal, you look like a zebra with 2 legs.....
twatmouse by peter uddle November 7, 2012
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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