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When a woman squats on your penis and girates at a clockwise motion while rubbing her clitorous in a counter-clockwise direction.
"Man, I busted after only two minutes when she tisoned me."
tisoned by Advisory Class June 11, 2005
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Tickle Tipson 

Quandale dingles real ahh alter ego whos daddy left him at 8

Gotta say hes real fya
It's been a year daddy I really really miss you mommy says you went to the store to get some milk

anyways im failing all my classes and mommy hits me very frequently

and she changed my name to tickle tipson

anyways daddy i forgive you for abusing me

please come back

Tilsoned 

When you lose a lot of money doing something dumb or doing something with virtually no knowledge of why you are doing it. Named after the soon to be ex-hedge fund manager Whitney Tilson and made famous by the blog Zerohedge
you see a guy winning at craps so you follow all his bets and then he craps out and you lose all your money -- "Man I just got Tilsoned on the craps table"

or in the world of finance when a hedge fund or investor loses a lot of money copying someone else's idea: man I just got Tilsoned again and lost the whole position.
Tilsoned by zerohedge worshipper January 9, 2013

titsonian 

A fictional museum housing and displaying the most wonderful tits in the history of the world.
"Dude, you see those tits? Work of art. They should be on display in the Titsonian"
titsonian by -Rd September 14, 2012
Tinson is a very interesting fellow, with the mind of an 18-year-old and a body that has unlimited power, Tinson will indeed outlive God trying to have the last word. He's also very, VERY, weird. So if you see a Tinson, say hello and tell them that you read 2 definitions of them: One, a very inappropriate one, and the other is this one.
It's a pronoun/name, do I just do it like everyone else and just make it like a normal conversation saying stuff like, "WHO IS THAT POKEMON- I MEAN SWEET SWEET LOOKIN' MAN!?" the other guy: "IT IS TINSON, THE RAREST PEPE IN THE WORLD!" Because if you want me to do it, I'll write a freaking book about weird conversations that are trying to be normal.
Tinson by IT IS I GOD! June 13, 2020

Twiggle Tipson 

A gay gay homosexual gay
A /jh
“Youre a Twiggle Tipson”
“Yes I am and theres nothing wrong with that #gayrights”
Twiggle Tipson by Twiggle Tipson December 10, 2022
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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