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Tinson is a very interesting fellow, with the mind of an 18-year-old and a body that has unlimited power, Tinson will indeed outlive God trying to have the last word. He's also very, VERY, weird. So if you see a Tinson, say hello and tell them that you read 2 definitions of them: One, a very inappropriate one, and the other is this one.
It's a pronoun/name, do I just do it like everyone else and just make it like a normal conversation saying stuff like, "WHO IS THAT POKEMON- I MEAN SWEET SWEET LOOKIN' MAN!?" the other guy: "IT IS TINSON, THE RAREST PEPE IN THE WORLD!" Because if you want me to do it, I'll write a freaking book about weird conversations that are trying to be normal.
Tinson by IT IS I GOD! June 13, 2020
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That's a hot guy. What's his name?

That be Tinson, my man.

Spicy.
Tinson by IT IS I GOD! June 12, 2020
The tinyone is the biggest thing that the Boy Cunt Crew has ever encountered. Unsure of what they are dealing with, the members of the Boy Cunt Crew will taunt a tinyone until, in a similar fashion to the final attack of a leopard hunting its prey, they are left shredded and bleeding, as the tinyone makes off with the weakest of the pack, to feast on, as an Uncle Cunty feasts on a hamburger.
For Fuck Sake!!! Did you see the size of that tinyone
3 x Smegma + 2 x Uncle Cunty + Plastic John is no match for a tinyone
When a woman squats on your penis and girates at a clockwise motion while rubbing her clitorous in a counter-clockwise direction.
"Man, I busted after only two minutes when she tisoned me."
tisoned by Advisory Class June 11, 2005

Tickle Tipson 

Quandale dingles real ahh alter ego whos daddy left him at 8

Gotta say hes real fya
It's been a year daddy I really really miss you mommy says you went to the store to get some milk

anyways im failing all my classes and mommy hits me very frequently

and she changed my name to tickle tipson

anyways daddy i forgive you for abusing me

please come back

Tilsoned 

When you lose a lot of money doing something dumb or doing something with virtually no knowledge of why you are doing it. Named after the soon to be ex-hedge fund manager Whitney Tilson and made famous by the blog Zerohedge
you see a guy winning at craps so you follow all his bets and then he craps out and you lose all your money -- "Man I just got Tilsoned on the craps table"

or in the world of finance when a hedge fund or investor loses a lot of money copying someone else's idea: man I just got Tilsoned again and lost the whole position.
Tilsoned by zerohedge worshipper January 9, 2013

titsonian 

A fictional museum housing and displaying the most wonderful tits in the history of the world.
"Dude, you see those tits? Work of art. They should be on display in the Titsonian"
titsonian by -Rd September 14, 2012