titty kick

To kick a person in the titties.

"I'm so mad right now, I could just kick 'em in da titties!"

by Rollo Tomasi January 20, 2005

titty kick

A kick of an Australian Rules football which is so accurate that it hits the target on the tit, ie chest. the receiver of such a kick has 99% chance of catching it. once a titty kick is performed, one must scream "RIGHT ON THE TIT" to let everyone know of the kick.

person a: RIGHT ON THE TIT
person b: what a titty kick!!

by coinroller July 12, 2007

tittydick

A mythical penis with a set of tits combined into the head of the dick.

First drawn by @poopisscunt used on his twitter.

Christina: I swear to god... he had a tittydick!

Jill: No way, that's a mythical cock!

Christina: I'm not lying! I pinched the nipples while I worked the shaft.

by poopisscunt May 11, 2011

Tittydicking

Tittydicking (v.) - To fool around or mess around.

Replaces the word Pussyfooting (which also means to be messing around or fooling around).

Little Johnny is throwing rocks onto the house.
His Mom: Johnny, quit tittydicking around!
Little Johnny: Yes Mommy. (Under breath), bitch..

by oh f**k! whats that?! July 6, 2010

tittydickslap

when a tranny slaps with her titties and then proceeds to slap with his/herdick

"that tranny tittydickslapped me when i pulled her pubs"

by rriot May 18, 2007

Tijuana Tittylickin'

A sexual act originating from Tijuana's notorious Red Light District wherein a man lightly salts a woman's breasts, licks it off and proceeds to do a body shot of Jose Cuervo Azul Agave Tequila with the shot in the belly button and the lime in the mouth of the woman.

Guy 1: I have a crazy hangover, what happened last night? I don't remember.

Guy 2: Oh shit Dave, last night was crazy, you got an ASU girl to do a Tijuana Tittylickin' with you!

by TricepLincoln December 7, 2009

tittyhickey

It's a hickey on your titty it's kinda self explanatory

"Hey mum what's that on your titty.

Why darling it's a tittyhickey"

by Tittyhickey January 20, 2017