titty kick
titty kick by Rollo Tomasi January 20, 2005
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titty kick
A kick of an Australian Rules football which is so accurate that it hits the target on the tit, ie chest. the receiver of such a kick has 99% chance of catching it. once a titty kick is performed, one must scream "RIGHT ON THE TIT" to let everyone know of the kick.
titty kick by coinroller July 12, 2007
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tittydick
A mythical penis with a set of tits combined into the head of the dick.
First drawn by @poopisscunt used on his twitter.
First drawn by @poopisscunt used on his twitter.
Christina: I swear to god... he had a tittydick!
Jill: No way, that's a mythical cock!
Christina: I'm not lying! I pinched the nipples while I worked the shaft.
Jill: No way, that's a mythical cock!
Christina: I'm not lying! I pinched the nipples while I worked the shaft.
tittydick by poopisscunt May 11, 2011
Tittydicking
Tittydicking (v.) - To fool around or mess around.
Replaces the word Pussyfooting (which also means to be messing around or fooling around).
Replaces the word Pussyfooting (which also means to be messing around or fooling around).
Little Johnny is throwing rocks onto the house.
His Mom: Johnny, quit tittydicking around!
Little Johnny: Yes Mommy. (Under breath), bitch..
His Mom: Johnny, quit tittydicking around!
Little Johnny: Yes Mommy. (Under breath), bitch..
Tittydicking by oh f**k! whats that?! July 6, 2010
tittydickslap
tittydickslap by rriot May 18, 2007
Tijuana Tittylickin'
A sexual act originating from Tijuana's notorious Red Light District wherein a man lightly salts a woman's breasts, licks it off and proceeds to do a body shot of Jose Cuervo Azul Agave Tequila with the shot in the belly button and the lime in the mouth of the woman.
Guy 1: I have a crazy hangover, what happened last night? I don't remember.
Guy 2: Oh shit Dave, last night was crazy, you got an ASU girl to do a Tijuana Tittylickin' with you!
Guy 2: Oh shit Dave, last night was crazy, you got an ASU girl to do a Tijuana Tittylickin' with you!
Tijuana Tittylickin' by TricepLincoln December 7, 2009
tittyhickey
tittyhickey by Tittyhickey January 20, 2017
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