Joey: Hey Jim, do you like crotch cake?
Jim: No, the thorns go all over my face every time I eat some.
Jim: No, the thorns go all over my face every time I eat some.
by pokerjuicer September 25, 2009
Jimmy: Damn dude, have you seen Joe's penis? It's a titbuster.
Allen: I know man. He made a cock sandwich with Joyce's titties and next thing you know her chest exploded.
Allen: I know man. He made a cock sandwich with Joyce's titties and next thing you know her chest exploded.
by pokerjuicer January 17, 2010
An atheistic, and therefore ignorant, unbeliever of God and Tupac.
Hates fat hicks, which is a plus, but comes from a Hindu background which in itself is no better.
Hates fat hicks, which is a plus, but comes from a Hindu background which in itself is no better.
Joey: Man, I'm so horny. I'm craving an a rat-worshippin' good lookin' man to handle.
Lima: Why don't you have yourself some Lengis?
Lima: Why don't you have yourself some Lengis?
by pokerjuicer January 03, 2010