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crotch cake

Joey: Hey Jim, do you like crotch cake?

Jim: No, the thorns go all over my face every time I eat some.
by pokerjuicer September 25, 2009
mugGet the crotch cakemug.

titbuster

Any tool that can be used to destroy a woman's tits (breasts).
Jimmy: Damn dude, have you seen Joe's penis? It's a titbuster.

Allen: I know man. He made a cock sandwich with Joyce's titties and next thing you know her chest exploded.
by pokerjuicer January 16, 2010
mugGet the titbustermug.

Lengis

An atheistic, and therefore ignorant, unbeliever of God and Tupac.

Hates fat hicks, which is a plus, but comes from a Hindu background which in itself is no better.
Joey: Man, I'm so horny. I'm craving an a rat-worshippin' good lookin' man to handle.

Lima: Why don't you have yourself some Lengis?
by pokerjuicer January 3, 2010
mugGet the Lengismug.

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