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titation 

the art of titty wrestling. in other words, a man will move a womans right breast up while moving the left down and then alternate, increasing speed. this will give her extreme satisfaction, even occasionally ending in an orgasm.
"The titation my man gave me last night was mind-blowing."

"I had to leave him cause he just couldnt give me a good titation."
titation by Mark Baumgarten November 22, 2009
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titration position 

When you grab your girl and make her do a handstand so you can get easy access to the poon then spread her legs. Next whip out your dick and your sodium hydroxide and drop some of that shit into her pus til it aint stank no more and its a nice salmon pink.
Man 1: "DId you hit it last night?"
Man 2: "Yeah, but that shit was acidic af so I had to use the titration position on that bitch"
Man 1: "NIceee, Dude!"
titration position by BigDicNic November 20, 2016

tituation 

Any situation in which a breast or pair of breasts are interfering with one's intentions, preventing one from going about their business and/or causing an overall ruckus.
1. Sorry I'm late, I had to stop and buy a new bra because the one I had on was creating a real tituation for me.

2. The cold temperature in here is resulting in a serious tituation.

tituation by yomoniker March 24, 2009

tituation 

noun- a situation in which it involves you and a female with large tits that hinders/distracts you from your main objective/goal.
bill:hey did you finish filling out your time sheets?
bob: no i couldnt i was caught in a tituation with jill.
bill: Jill? who is jill?
bob: the intern with the tig ole' bitties...she is with human resources down stairs
tituation by paulverlander May 25, 2010

Tigation 

A form of government, where there is no ruling body, and buildings in state borders are filled with tigers and then unleashed. Magnificent!
“Today, I learned that Tigoria is a Tigation!”
Tigation by ScreamingBear1 May 20, 2018

Titration 

a precise method of adding base to acid (or the inverse)so that one may accurately determine how much of one it takes to neutralize the other.
I didn't know the molarity of this acid, but I sure as hell knew the volume of acid, and the molarity of the base. So, naturally I titrated the acid with the base to find out what volume of base was needed to neutralize the acid, and then figured out the number of moles of acid involved, with the AMaVa = BMbVb formula. I divided this number by the volume of acid, which gave me the acid's molarity. That particular proccess involving titration is called "standardization."
Titration by James Hoover January 26, 2008

tiptation 

The mixture of fear and desire for a girl to let the guy "just put the tip in".
Guy...Come on baby just let me put the tip in!
Girl...The tiptation is very strong but im waiting till I get married!
tiptation by DunnDunnItAll April 18, 2014
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