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An offensive, obligatory term to define a full on idiot. Dervied from the term tit + monk.
tit monk by Chris Secker January 24, 2006

Di-tonal Monk Tit Zerbert 

A sexual act. Upon completion of coitus, the male participant nuzzles his mouth between the woman's breasts, and does a zerbert. Mouth contact must be maintained on both breasts so that each one emits a zerbert sound of a different tone, much like that of the di-tonal singing buddhist monks.
Girl: What the fuck you doin to my titties?

Guy: Just a di-tonal monk tit zerbert. Ohm!

Tit Monkey

A Tit Monkey is a modern term being used for people (usually male) who are complete idiots. They are self centered and inconsiderate. Tit Monkey's like to "rattle their cage" or in other words be heard and lack any moral management.
Possibly originating from the term "Getting on my tits" or annoying.
A noisy neighbor who is quick to blast another neighbor to all his other neighbors but is the first to blast loud music late at night regardless of the working family living next door to him. This would be a Tit Monkey.

A driver who cuts you up without signaling and almost causing an accident. this kind of person would also be a Tit Monkey.
Tit Monkey by Manix September 3, 2007

Tit monkeys 

Women who flash breast and cleavage in the media for purposes of commercial allure or professional or political advantage
Those chicks on that late show last night were total tit monkeys.
Tit monkeys by Scatman Jack October 22, 2008

Tit Monkey

An annoying fat person that is usually hairy and has rather large boobs.
The Tit monkey wouldn't stop asking for my lunch.
Tit Monkey by Big boner123 March 27, 2016

tit monkey

A man who believes a cotton/spandex shirt will hold in his tits but doesn't; usually calling attention to said tits as well as pudgy arms and/or belly.
"Simon Cowell is such a Titmonkey!"

"Did you see that Titmonkey jiggling on the dancefloor?"
tit monkey by bettie May 8, 2005
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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