Definitions by bettie

tit monkey

A man who believes a cotton/spandex shirt will hold in his tits but doesn't; usually calling attention to said tits as well as pudgy arms and/or belly.

"Simon Cowell is such a Titmonkey!"

"Did you see that Titmonkey jiggling on the dancefloor?"

tit monkey by bettie May 8, 2005

lunchbox cutie 

Someone so cute you want to put them in your lunchbox between your thermos and your p&j sandwich.

"That guy Jimmy is so adorable I could just eat him up...total lunchbox cutie."

lunchbox cutie by bettie May 8, 2005

douchebag

The drunken loser at the bar who buys a girl a drink to get into her pants, then calls her a dyke because she's not interested.

"I buy you a fuggin' drink ahn then you don even wanna fuck? Wha are ya, a fuggin' dyke?"
"Go sleep it off, you fucking Douchebag!"

douchebag by bettie May 7, 2005

bitch-troll 

Someone who goes out of their way to make everyone around him/her as miserable as possible.

"Do you always have to shit on my good news? You're such a bitch-troll."

bitch-troll by bettie May 7, 2005

autoerotic asphyxiation 

cutting off the air supply during sex or orgasm, can be fatal if not careful

fun to feel so high from sex

autoerotic asphyxiation by bettie February 2, 2004