simplified version of Titty Monkey, or Flying Titty Monkey, the creaters spawned from the rack of the hot Queen on Tin Man.
Did you see that Tit Monk spring from the queens cans?
by Monk Titman December 7, 2007
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An offensive, obligatory term to define a full on idiot. Dervied from the term tit + monk.
by Chris Secker January 24, 2006
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A sexual act. Upon completion of coitus, the male participant nuzzles his mouth between the woman's breasts, and does a zerbert. Mouth contact must be maintained on both breasts so that each one emits a zerbert sound of a different tone, much like that of the di-tonal singing buddhist monks.
Girl: What the fuck you doin to my titties?

Guy: Just a di-tonal monk tit zerbert. Ohm!
by aardvark adventurecon May 5, 2011
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