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someone who can't keep their girls
Oh that guy. He's such a tirl.
tirl by a nonce February 24, 2017
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Talked In Real Life - useful when you are asked a question in an online group chat but answered it offline and want to acknowledge that you did so.
TIRL: I'm going to cancel the order.
tirl by oliolioxenfree October 31, 2018
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The over consumption of alcohol to cope with any given situation.
drunk mangled pisched
Jes I got completely tirloched last night to cope with that speed dating. Those kiwis chicks are all fierce goodlooking
Tirloch by BrigJT January 13, 2009
Charming but feckless person. Often of Irish extraction
He's nice, but too much of a tirloch for me.
tirloch by wharf2000 January 13, 2009
Pseudonym for Mister Anal Rimshaft
Bank Rent Account: $140 from MiscARimshaft
We all know its from Tirloch
tirloch by BrigJT January 13, 2009
A small penis hidden underneath a large bushel of pubes.
It kinda sucks but i've got a tirlia =/
Tirlia by Mark Clemon February 28, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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