tird cutter
tird cutter by hotbuddha October 14, 2005
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Turdcutter
The often overlooked and ignored aspect of a womans body. Located a mere few inches from her most pleasurable of sexual entrances. Small in size and when properly treated, can bring her and her man ultimate pleasure. Its aroma is amazing and its taste, tangy and zesty. The only place a man can get an ass tortilla or be a bung tonguer. Ones penis can find much pleasure and entertainment there when properly approaching your lady for some fine cornhole action or even just to be a Bum Sniffer. Its form fitting shape is snug against the erect penis and can cause extreme and copius orgasms. A Rectum Rooter sweet spot.
Dave: Hey Frank, why the hell is Steve in such a good mood today.
Frank: His wedding anniversary was this weekend.
Dave: So.
Frank: That's the only time hise wife lets him explore her Turdcutter.
Dave: Now I understand.
Frank: His wedding anniversary was this weekend.
Dave: So.
Frank: That's the only time hise wife lets him explore her Turdcutter.
Dave: Now I understand.
Turdcutter by The King Cornholer April 19, 2008
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turdcutter
"Ooooh-ee, that Takadra has one fine TURDCUTTER on her."
"I do say, I'm tempted to eat the corn outta her shite."
"I do say, I'm tempted to eat the corn outta her shite."
turdcutter by Chingo Bolemongo September 26, 2006
turdcutter
turdcutter by rick ladashnaw June 12, 2004
Terdcutter
The o-ring. As the name says it cuts of terds in times of great need. Also shrivels with fright or great irritation.
The Phone started ringin right in the middle of my huge shit, Phew, my terdcutter got some action there!
or:
god jimmy's laugh makes my terdcutter shrivel up like a raisin.
Or:
When Shaun came around my terdcutter cinched up tighter than a wet knot cuz it looked like he was gonna beat my ass
or:
god jimmy's laugh makes my terdcutter shrivel up like a raisin.
Or:
When Shaun came around my terdcutter cinched up tighter than a wet knot cuz it looked like he was gonna beat my ass
Terdcutter by Jooglyboo December 29, 2008
turdcutter
A man or womens rowneye ,asshole,anus,cornhole,talepipe,hershey hishway,poop shoot.Useually a redneck word,Always worthy of a good ole laugh.
I dont care who ya are thats dang funny right there.
I dont care who ya are thats dang funny right there.
Hey Cletus ,yeah Billy bob ,Today I took a big ole shit and I had to use my turdcutter to pinch it off .
GIT R DONE
GIT R DONE
turdcutter by John Conroy February 12, 2008
turdcutter
Person who carries out any action that is without thought, reason, or logic. Turdcutter is a term that is interchangeable with jack-ass, jerk off, asshole.
Someone has just cut you off on the highway, "What a turdcutter!"
Your boyfriend/girlfriend cheated on you, "(S)He's a turdcutter!"
Your boyfriend/girlfriend cheated on you, "(S)He's a turdcutter!"
turdcutter by Traci P July 29, 2006
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